Was Queen Camilla once a royal snob to the now-beloved future queen?
The answer is a resounding, stomach-churning ‘yes’, according to a juicy new palace tell-all, titled Kate!
Author Christopher Andersen claims Camilla turned up her aristocratic nose at the prospect of Prince William marrying his St. Andrews schoolmate because Miss Middleton was ‘too common’.
‘[Camilla] was very cognizant of the fact that a future king of England should have, she believed, a marriage to a royal personage, or at least a British aristocrat,’ Anderson writes, not ‘a descendant of coal miners whose mother had grown up in public housing and once worked as a flight attendant.’
And the Queen consort reportedly not only feared the daughter of former British Airways employees (Kate’s dad was a flight dispatcher) wasn’t up to snuff but thought that mom Carole was a ‘schemer.’
Takes one to know one, perhaps? Camilla was, at one time, the most famous side chick in modern history, best known – to most Americans, at least – for helping arrange and then dis-arrange the royal marriage between Prince Charles and Princess Diana.
Sure, maybe Kate’s not a descendent of one of Edward VII’s mistress (something Camilla is reportedly oddly proud of) but is that really brag worthy?
Was Queen Camilla once a royal snob to the now-beloved future queen?
Where I come from if a woman goes from a coal miner’s daughter to the founder of a party supply business and a self-made multimillionaire, we call that the ‘American Dream.’ And when that gal’s daughter ends up in Buckingham Palace that fairy tale is greenlit for a made-for-TV movie.
We’ve heard from other royal watchers that the Queen has a ‘ruthless streak,’ but this is downright cruel. And, if we’re honest, quite ironic.
It turns out that Kate’s been the best thing to happen to the royals since Megxit. And the rest of the fam haven’t exactly been draping themselves in glory recently.
Putting Prince Harry and the Harpy aside for a moment, there’s new reporting that Sarah Ferguson, formerly known as Duchess of York, was having extra-marital relations with none other than Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, who reportedly told sources over the years he was ‘slamming Sarah’ and couldn’t wait for her then-teenage daughters to come of age.
What’s worse, Feisty Fergie once took then 16-year-old Eugenie on one of Diddy’s yacht parties and we can’t forget her seemingly sycophantic obsession with child molester Jeffrey Epstein.
Ferguson’s representatives have denied that she had any relationship with Combs or any involvement in Epstein’s crimes.
Of course, there’s also Fergie’s doughy creeper husband, formerly known as Prince Andrew. King Charles stripped Andrew of his titles and booted him out of his state-funded lodgings in October – but, reports Andersen, it was Kate who was the first to block Uncle Andy from royal gatherings.
‘She is the first royal to cut him off, to turn her back on him,’ Andersen claimed, reporting she stopped Andrew from attending her Christmas concert at Westminster Abbey in 2021. Andrew allegedly tried to find a way in, but was reportedly told, ‘Nope, we don’t want your face on camera,’ says Andersen.
Seems like pretty clean judgment to me. Maybe being ‘common’ gives a person common sense.
And this princess isn’t a snowflake, either.
The answer is a resounding, stomach-churning ‘yes’, according to a juicy new palace tell-all, titled Kate!
The snooty blue blood b.s. that Meghan would likely have attributed to racism, Kate faced down.
‘The press was vicious in England, portraying her family as a bunch of louts and criticizing Carole Middleton for doing such horrible things as chewing gum while she was quitting smoking,’ Andersen observed. And it couldn’t have been easy when Kate was labeled ‘Waity Katey’ during her nearly decade-long on-again/off-again courtship with her fancy fella.
She has persevered through cancer, surgery and chemo and still managed to shield her children, support her husband and return to royal duties with a smile and dainty wave.
No wonder people love her. A new YouGov.com poll shows Kate atop the royal family standings with a 75 percent approval rating. Her handsome prince is nipping her saintly heels at 74 percent, while Queen Camilla trails at 37 percent (just ahead of – you guessed it – Meghan).
Word is that Queen Camilla has warmed up to the mother of the future king after Kate’s cancer scare and, if that’s true, good for her.
I’ll take the classy commoner over the mudslinging snob any day of the week.
Ms Twiggy
Ariana Grande isn’t the only Incredible Shrinking Actress, Demi Moore is equally skeletal.
The Substance star’s noodle-thin arms inspired gasps and gags on the Cannes Film Festival red carpet this week.
Mercifully, Moore didn’t win a Palme d’Or. She probably couldn’t lift the damn thing!
Demi Moore’s noodle-thin arms inspired gasps and gags on the Cannes Film Festival red carpet this week
Creepy-Chic
Vapid celebrity has reached a new nadir as pop stars from Olivia Rodrigo to Maria Zardoya have begun touting around baby dolls modeled on themselves.
What happened to yappy little dogs in purses.
Nothing screams superstardom like self-obsession and never growing up.
Vapid celebrity has reached a new nadir as pop stars like Maria Zardoya have begun touting around baby dolls modeled on themselves
Prince of Snarkness
Ozzy Osbourne’s wife and son were ambushed by reporters outside the US Capitol on Friday and asked to opine on current events.
‘I think celebrities just need to keep their mouths shut… entertain the people. Shut the f*** up,’ replied Jack.
I’d vote for that.
Work hubby
Jenny from the Block was dressed for revenge at the premiere of her new romcom ‘Office Romance.’
And she was super handsy with giddy co-star Brett Goldstein, who has admitted having the hots for JLo for years.
Well, don’t be too excited, Goldie. Even if you do end up a couple, it won’t last past this surefire flop.
Jennifer Lopez was super handsy with giddy ‘Office Romance’ co-star Brett Goldstein, who has admitted having the hots for JLo for years
Signs of decline
Liza Minelli fans are reportedly spitting mad after ponying up $250 for premium signed copies of her memoir ‘Kids, Wait Till You Hear This!’
But hear this, the Queen of Broadway’s scribbles were allegedly written by machine.
Hey, Minelli, Joe Biden called, he wants his autopen back.
Prom bomb
I’ve heard of helicopter parenting, but this is ridiculous!
A suburban Illinois parks official hired a chopper to plop her daughter into a public park for a prom picture, procuring the bird without permission and allegedly putting people at risk.
The mom faces a fine of $200 but will face a judge. But I condemn her to a lifetime of being called an idiot.
A suburban Illinois parks official hired a chopper to plop her daughter (above) into a public park for a prom picture, procuring the bird without permission and allegedly putting people at risk
Swal-bad
Disgraced California Congressman Eric Swalwell quit the House and his gubernatorial run last month after a tsunami of sexual assault and harassment claims.
Now his long-suffering wife Brittany seems to be quitting as well. She was pictured out and about in Washington DC, sans wedding ring.
As for Icky Eric, he’s been completely MIA for more than a month. I doubt Brit cares.
Eric Swalwell’s long-suffering wife Brittany was pictured out and about in Washington DC, sans wedding ring
Baby bootcamp
Influencers have found a new scam – preparing aspiring moms for pregnancy. Think pelvic floor exercises, elite supplement stacks and punishing glute and thigh routines.
Want my advice? Set an alarm to wake up every 30 minutes while spending a month spent braless in steel wool and babbling incoherent nonsense.
Now, you’re ready.
