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function format_rss_post_content($post_content)
// Load the post satisfied into DOMDocument
$dom = fresh DOMDocument();
@$dom->loadHTML($post_content);

// Obtain post name, categories, and tags (if accessible)
$post_title = get_the_title();
$post_categories = wp_get_post_categories(get_the_ID(), array(‘fields’ => ‘names’));
$post_tags = wp_get_post_tags(get_the_ID(), array(‘fields’ => ‘names’));

// Placeholder values for Google search query
$gpt_keyphrase = implode(“, “, $post_tags);
$gpt_keywords = implode(“, “, $post_categories);

// Process the article cheerful with a rewriter or synonymizer tool (this is just a placeholder)
$rewritten_content = synonymizer_tool($post_content);

// Extract some of the satisfied, but not the full article
$formatted_content = ”;
$paragraphs = $dom->getElementsByTagName(‘p’);

// Limit to a sure number of paragraphs, e.g., 3 paragraphs
$max_paragraphs = 3;
$paragraph_count = 0;

if ($paragraphs->length > 0)
foreach ($paragraphs as $paragraph)
if ($paragraph_count >= $max_paragraphs)
break;

$text = trim($paragraph->textContent);

if (empty($text))
continue;

// Ensure sentences are not cut off halfway
if (preg_match(‘/[.!?]$/’, $text))
$formatted_content .= ‘

‘ . $text . ‘

‘;
else
$formatted_content .= ‘

‘ . rtrim($text, ‘.,;!?’) . ‘.

‘; // Add a period if it’s missing

$paragraph_count++;

else
// Fallback: Utilize as much content as possible, even if it’s not wrapped in

tags
$text_content = strip_tags($post_content);
$sentences = preg_split(‘/([.!?])/’, $text_content, -1, PREG_SPLIT_DELIM_CAPTURE);
$complete_text = ”;
$sentence_count = 0;

foreach ($sentences as $sentence)
if ($sentence_count >= $max_paragraphs * 3) // Assuming around 3 sentences per paragraph
break;

if (trim($sentence) !== ”)
$complete_text .= $sentence;

if (preg_match(‘/[.!?]$/’, $sentence))
$formatted_content .= ‘

‘ . trim($complete_text) . ‘

‘;
$complete_text = ”; // Reset for the next paragraph
$sentence_count++;

// Insert image based on Google Search query
$google_search_query = “https://www.google.com/search?q=” . urlencode(“Swinging with a lamb casserole bubbling on the aga, dogging hotspots and celebrities that ‘lured men’: Locals reveal The Cotswolds really is just a sexed-up as the Rivals suggests ” . $gpt_keyphrase . ” ” . $gpt_keywords);

// Example: fetch image from Google (this is just a placeholder, in genuine implementation, an image-fetching API would be needed)
$image_url = get_related_image_from_google($google_search_query);

if ($image_url)
$formatted_content = ‘‘ . $formatted_content;

// Return the formatted, rewritten, and updated post glad
return $formatted_content;

// Placeholder function for synonymizing/rewriting pleased
function synonymizer_tool($content)
// Here you can integrate your synonymizer tool or API to rewrite glad
// For demo purposes, we’ll just return the original pleased
return $content; // In production, this should return rewritten joyful

// Placeholder function to acquire an image from Google Search
function get_related_image_from_google($query)
// You would implement a function or API call here to fetch a related picture
// For now, we’ll just return a placeholder image URL
return ‘https://example.com/placeholder.jpg’;